I was shanghaied into seeing
Iron Man on Friday, after the usual bi-weekly drinks (at
Wong) with the coworkers.
The movie itself was a lot of fun, but the opening night crowd was about as obnoxious as you'd expect. I ended up sitting behind a boisterous gangster parody who reeked of vodka; although to his credit, he was occasionally amusing.
(The kids behind me were honest-to-goodness gaywads. They weren't especially annoying or anything, but I was more than a little surprised to find that such people actually existed.)
My personal gangsta wasn't the worst offender: the theater seemed to be infested with would-be comedians. Maybe I'm just being incredibly chauvinist about my introversion (actually: not maybe), but I think there's something fundamentally
extroverted about shouting out would-be witticisms in a crowded theater. I just can't imagine myself trying to hijack a movie like that.*
My annoyance here is probably just another manifestation of my desire to experience art in its purest possible form: ideally it would just be me, the screen, and the darkness.
(Related: my militant anti-spoilerism and my inability to do anything else at all when I'm reading fiction. If I have a glass of water with me, I have to stop reading to drink it.)
I've been playing more
GTA IV recently — with the shades drawn and the lights off, see above — and now that the world has opened up a bit more, I'm really getting into it. The multiplayer won't replace
Halo 3 for me, however.
Videogames took up a fair chunk of my weekend, but last night Amy and Ben came over to tag-team watching the Sunday cartoons with us — all three shows were funny for the first time in recent memory. Later on, Matt and I finally got to use the fire ring and burn my six-month-old "Beers of America" box.
I predict more campfires, particularly when/if we pick up more camping chairs. There is currently a shortage.
*By which I mean: at a theater, with strangers. I've no qualms with whispering to my friends, especially if the movie is bad. And if I had my druthers, screenings of
Josie and the Pussycats would be like watching
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What fun is there to seeing a movie if the people around you aren't utter shits sometimes? I would have loved to have gone and watched Iron Man on opening weekend, would-be comedians, vodka-swilling gangstas and gaywads included. I think the last event movie I saw with friends and a packed theater was Revenge of the Sith. I am quite jealous.*
A friend and I were hoping to see Iron Man this weekend, but were road-blocked by the slight detail that its Japan release date isn't until Sept. 20th.
Hitch up your britches boy and quit QQing. We need more posts where you break from your introversion and bust some of these people upside the head with an OBH-brand tongue-lashing!
*Well, perhaps not quite. I went to the beach instead and got to listen to Okinawan jazz before topping it all off with Mary Roach's latest book.