Oh, and apparently I don't have skin cancer. I got the results earlier this week.

I didn't really think I would, although I've got plenty of risk factors: skin type, frequent sunburns (back in the day, obviously: seriously people, we need to play more frisbee golf), family history. My mom was worried, and the dermotologist I saw seemed worried, but really, that's his job. That, and replacing my more suspicious moles with circular scars of roughly equal size.