[Act II of Farce, presented more or less verbatim.]

Our Bold Hero: You called?

Ben: Yeah. So guess what we're doing tonight?

Our Bold Hero: Oh god, I knew you were calling to spite me. Mariokart Drinking Game? Illuminati?!

Ben: Guess again. It's your favorite thing.

Our Bold Hero: No, not King's Cup?!?

Ben: No...

Our Bold Hero: A Gears of War LAN party? I don't... I don't know, what else could be... What is it? I give up. I have no idea what else could be so awesome.

Ben: We're going to play the Josie and the Pussycats drinking game!

Our Bold Hero: NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo! Why do you always call to destroy my soul?