So this essay isn't too bad. The paragraph I've written so far, anyways. I had two very long train rides during which to think about my topic, which might be why I feel more prepared than usual.

Of course, my confidence is predicated on the assumption that there's a typo in the question I'm answering. If there isn't, I'm in serious trouble. So the working thesis is that Jandace are lying to me for some reason.

I forsee a procrastination-induced late night.