Sometimes I read the news. Well, not sometimes. Probably every day, for a few hours each day.
How do those Atmosphere lyrics go?
"So his neurotic ass can act like he knows a whole lot…"
If you like the news, you should get an rss reader, which does all the work of visiting tech-savvy news sites and blogs for you, then tells you what's new. I recommend the free and aptly named "Rss Reader," which seems to be the least complicated of the bunch.
I'll stifle my desire to dissect the weekend and leave it at that.
[Update: Those few who visit my site four to fives times a day, and who've thus read this post several times already, should considering downloading that reader.]