50/50

Need to revise it, probably, but here is my story.

Qualifications:

1. If you would rather waste paper than your eyes, you should probably print it out and read it that way. It's very very long.

2. I'm not especially satisified with the ending, which (like other parts of the story) may be unnecessarily melodramatic.

3. It's so obviously an attempt to get 50 pages that I'd be surprised if it weren't uneven.

Now, of course, I have to write that 12-15 page essay for Modern British Fiction. Tomorrow!