The Great Midwest Trivia Contest is about to commence. The Politician has gathered the TAB and we've had our toast.
"Nerds with Gynophobia: College Years of Co-ed Glory," our team, is huge. We've crammed a ton of computers into our living room, along with a ton of people.
We're poised to win. Or at least place.
They're reading the first question.
It begins.
