A Half-Assed Call To Arms

For those of you who, like me, don't usually read The Lawrentian, here's the letter to the editor that Miss Bates and The Politician prodded me into finally writing.

I use the term "editor" loosely, seeing as it's clear that my letter wasn't read by anyone at The Lawrentian. At least, not by anyone who can use a keyboard or a spell checker.

The version I wrote (which I'm looking at right now) didn't have the many errors I see here, and I've never liked seeing bastardized work with my name on it; unless I'm the one who bastardized it.