Basic Hygene

Ann Miller doesn't always make sense.

Yesterday, as Jonas and Meg(h)an and Ann and I were walking to Downer, Meg(han pointed out a rule of dubious invention: If a girl is under 5' 6", she's cute, if she's over 5' 6", she's hot. It seems a plausible enough theory, but Jonas and I were convinced that there were hot short people.

Jonas pulled an example out of his example hat, then observed that said example, though once hot, had ceased to be hot at around the same time that she ceased to shower.

Ann: Jonas, you're being very unattractive right now.

That's how Ann expresses her disapproval of people, apparently. I know, it makes no sense. But what made even less sense was her refusal to acknowledge, all through lunch, that people who shower are preferable to people who don't. Good old inscrutable Ann.