The Usual Attempt At Postmortem Irony
Well, I'm leaving in about an hour; I hope I don't die in a tragic auto accident. That would be bad. Yep, sure won't be expecting that.
I pulled a literal all-nighter last night. I know I've used that phrase before, but I didn't really know what it meant. Now I do: never again. I'm going to take a nap before I go.
Later, maybe. Bwahaha and all that.